Dethklok
ALBUMES / CANCIONES / LETRAS
There are no fingerprints deep under water, nothing to tie one to a crime. And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain. You need your: Knives? Check. Rope? Check. Dagger? Check. Chains? Check. Locks? Check. Laser Beams? Check. Acid? Check. Body Bag? Check. Murmaider [x16] But beware! For when you quench your blood thirst, others will seek their vengeance on you, and they won't rest until you're dead. They'll have their: Shiv? Check. Pipe? Check. Hammer? Check. Axe? Check. Subject? Check. Location? Check. Desire? Check. Vengeance? Check. Hold your breath, swim and strain - the smell of death, can't escape. Blood will cloud and drift away, attract the murders of mermaids It's so cold, they don't know what you've done, you can't run. Vengeance is the law for thee, thousand leagues below the sea. You've been tracked, you've been seen murdering the next of kin. In their homes (you) drank their blood, wash your face in blackened blood. Now you swim, try to hide, heart beats faster from inside. Thought it was a big charade, your life was ended by mermaids Mermaider [x16] Swords? Check. Saws? Check. Clubs? Check. Claws? Check. Hatred? Check. Anger? Check. Mermaid? Check. Murder? Check. MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER! Your life was ended by mermaids.
We call out to the beasts of the sea to come forth and join us, this night is yours Because, one day we will all be with you in the black and deep One day we will all go into the water Go into the water live there die there live there die We reject our earthly fires Gone are days of land empires Lungs transform to take in water Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on We are alive, and we'll metamorphasize And we'll sink as we devolve back to beasts Our home is down here, and we've known this for years We must conquer from the sea, we build an army with water steeds We'll rise, from our depths down below Release yourselves, drown with me We will conquer land with water Gone are days of land empires Lungs transform to take in water Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on We swim on We swim on
Mustakrakish, Mustakrakish. The time has come to awaken him I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld to bring forth this beast and, Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken, Take the land that must be taken. Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken, Devour worlds, smite, forsaken. Rise up from your thousandth year of sleep, Bring forth from your grave, eternally. I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise I am the conjuror of demons, I'm the father of your death, I bring forth the ancient evil, I control his every breath, I instigate your misfortune, With the birth of killing trolls, I awaken Armageddon, Feeding on a thousand souls, Awaken [x4] Mustakrakish, Musta [x8] Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken, Take the land that must be taken. Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken, Devour worlds, smite, forsaken. Rise up from your thousandth year of sleep, Bring forth from your grave eternally. Drink will die and land will all be burned Mustakrakish, king and gate to worlds I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise and, Awaken.
You've been targeted in the night by violent mercenaries. Your identity's been confused with one that looks like you You're a simple man living life. You are an electrician. But there's a bounty on your head A billion unmarked travelers checks. RUN Find your way deep into the woods. The dogs can smell your path. Try to find a way out of this. There seems to be no chance. Bounty hunters closer to you. Start to remember back. When you studied biology back in your high school class. Wait now, what did they say about the human body and proportions of things? Blood is an energy conductor. I am full of that all I need is an outlet. They're getting closer but now you have a plan. Lead them to the generator where there's solid land. The concrete floor will do just fine and electric outlets. Open up your veins and splash the blood and hit the power lines. Bloodrocuted Bloodrocuted You'll be bloodrocuted You'll be bloodrocuted You'll be bloodrocuted right now Enemies stand dead in your blood The stench of cooking skin. All of them with their hair on end Their eyes exploded in. You stand with your arms bleeding still You cannot stop the flow. Though you are the victor tonight your time has come to go. go go go go go go Your time has come to go go go go go go go Your time has come to go Wait now, what did they say about the human body and proportions of things? Blood is an energy conductor. I am full of that all I need is an outlet. Bloodrocuted
Trapped inside a box Four long years Hiding from the world Punished by your peers Studied teachers words Staff appointed hearts Earned a piece of paper No go forth and start Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die Go forth Be conquered Go Forth and Die Now you've graduated Mind is mutilated Thrust into the world Feeling segregated Move in with your parents Back into the dark Landed where you started Bachelor of Arts The learning starts now... Open up your textbooks and turn to the Chapter concerning your DETH Night sky Bleeds red Black birds Bring DETH You'll be eaten by the blackness Of your rotting mind that's dying You're consumed with sharpened wings That penetrate your frightened lying Go die Go die Go die go! Now you're sad and frightened Want to go and hide Maybe get your masters Eight more years inside Dream of your own murder Strangled by the IVY Drown in student loans Better off just dying Go Die Go Die You'll be eaten by the blackness Of your rotting mind that's dying You're consumed with sharpened wings That penetrate your frightened lying Go Forth Be conquered Go forth and die Go forth be conquered Go forth and die Go forth and die Go forth and die Go forth and die Go forth and die
You people out there give us something more than just record sales You give us something to hate And we hate you, you brainless mutants Hate [16x] You hunched and blinded mutants living in chat rooms You masturbate on the sheets your mothers clean for you You have lined my pockets overflowed with gold You're living with your parents and you're 35 years old [Chorus:] You're a bunch of banks that I'd like to rob You're my on-line cash transaction you're my future stocks Transfer you like money to a Swiss account Spend you on an impulse Buy and zero you all out Hate [16x] You sad putrid losers Complaining on the couch Think you're fucking better than us? You can't leave your house Deluded little maggots Fold your arms and frown Go to work and make me money Before I put you down [Chorus] Hate [16x] I would like to get some sleep but you keep buying all our things My overhead is way too deep for us to not make all these things It's way too cynical, you see? Hating what's supporting me I am not you, I thank the gods and if I were, I'd die like dogs Die [31x] [Chorus] You're a credit card That I will defile Every time I max you out I get a thousand miles You're a brand new car that I do not need Wrap you round a telephone pole Shrug it off and leave (Just follow me Down the elevator Through the gates Down the stairs Just keep on walking Through the hallway Now open the door)
War has been declared We are forced to fight Takes lives of my men My Kingdom falls this night You conquer with your serpent and it's scales of molten steel METAL SNAKE [x4] Castles lay in ruin Carcasses ignite Bretheren's heads on posts But still I must fight I conjure with my fury A masterful decree I will build a beast That will conquer you Built of metal gears Spears to run you through BETTER METAL SNAKE [x4] Now go seek devour Inject your poison And take their lives away BETTER METAL SNAKE [x4] It's gonna take your life tonight Mechanical reptilian might Shed its metal skin and destroy It's such a better METAL SNAKE
Riding, and riding, we search across the land The snow, and wind, has frozen the hearts of man But we ride We ride Many days ago we left our home With swords to ride into the night Fighting side by side to destroy our foes And leave them without life We stop, consider the land that we travelled Our map's at home, direction unravelled But we ride We ride Many days ago we left our homes, With swords to ride into the night Fighting side by side to destroy our foes And leave them without life So much time has passed since we left our land That we've become concerned And we'll never find the battle That we should have fought and won But we won't stop searching Lost but still we ride Search until we die We ride We ride Hungry and tired the frigid plain yields little We trudge on further, eating pride and snow that's brittle We ride We ride We come upon a witch who takes us in To let us share her mighty fire She asks of us our story and we lie and say We ride around for hire She asks us if we'd like to have her map And points us in some direction But we are far too proud and strong so we keep silent And ignore her suggestion Lost but still we ride Search until we die All the fault of pride The gods weep in the night Lost but still we ride Search until we die All the fault of pride The gods weep in the night We ride We ride
Ride... Ride... Ride... Ride... Thunder... Thunder... Thunder... Thunder... Thunderhorse... Thunderhorse... Thunderhorse... Thunderhorse... Revenge... Revenge... Revenge... Thunder... Horse... Thunder... Horse... Thunder... Horse... Thunder... Horse... Thunder, Thunder... Thunder, Thunder, Thunder... Thunder... Thunder... Horse... Thunderhorse... Thunderhorse...
Punch your card 'cause your working day has started and you're pushing hard for employee of the month You got your tools of business and They're bloodied by your clients and You're off to work with your Briefcase full of guts Door to door you are searching for a buyer Who will take the terms of your policy You got an invitation to their living room You're gonna demonstrate your products privately You know that I'm an employee I have a degree I'll fulfill your need I will make you bleed I'll rise to the top Best one on the team Kill outside the box Hold you as you scream I'll divide you into pieces Sell them back and raise the price Make a profit all your interests You'll increase my sales tonight I will increase Productivity I must increase Productivity A.B.K. [4x] (Always Be Killing) I'm an employee I have a degree I'll fulfill your need I will make you bleed I'll rise to the top Best one on the team Kill outside the box Hold you as you scream
Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother... That thing was you YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU Did she scream did she cry Only those that are born are the ones that Get to die One more year closer to dying Rotting organs ripping grinding Biological discordance Birthday equals self abhorrence Years keep passing aging always Mutate into vapid slugs Doctor gives a new perscription Bullet in a fucking gun One more year closer to dying Plastic surgeons fuel the lying You forget why you came in here Your mind rots with every New Year RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life Happy Birthday You're gonna die Now you're old and full of hatred Take a pill to masturbatred Children point to you and scream Because they will become that thing One more year of further suffering There's no point of fucking bluffing Open up your DETHDAY present It's a box of fucking nothing RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life Happy Birthday You're gonna die
I fly a gigantic monster I am captain evil stomper I get to wear big black helmet I pilot the Hatredcopter I fly the beast made of steel Thick knives that cut the night Gas tank is filled with vengeance Machine guns shooting spite Can't find the thing that makes this thing take a hard turn right I follow where it leads me night bat with wings of might You will most likely die by the hands of my arm When I come and fly and take off-a your face with the front of my Hatredcopter [scream] I fly a gigantic monster I am captain evil stomper I get to wear big black helmet I pilot the Hatredcopter I fly the Hatredcopter I'm going to hunt you down I get paid lots of money for all the bounties found Can't seem to find the button that turns the radar on Can't work the hatredcopter The hunt for you is on I am likely to find for my failure to fly that I will be fired for not killing you cause that is my job Hatredcopter You will most likely die by the hands of my arm When I come and fly and take off-a your face with the front of my Hatredcopter [guitar solo] Hatredcopter [x8]
Born of evil in a fiery volcano On a mutilated mission to inflict merciless pain Sacrifice your soul to the deity of DEATH She's concocted your murder And you've lost all your defenses She was summoned by the ancient wizards To carry demon children in the poisonous flood Day of her conception the prophecy was written On the scrotum of a wizard in his testicle blood [Chorus:] Run but you can't hide The hunt is on Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON Eyes they will go blind If looked beyond Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure Painted skin hiding the beast within Daggered heels designed to cut your face No remorse crushing the human race [Chorus] Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure Painted skin hiding the beast within Daggered heels designed to cut your face No remorse KILLING the human race.
I am be dangerous now Not me hurt when stairs fell down Be pushed by you me hit head Me nose broke Soon you be dead Soon you be dead So strong, my face is You punch, break fingers Kick me, you're limping Stab me, you're bleeding I am be dangerous now You throwing rock at me Hit eye and it no hurt me I'm strong You're not You're not I'm making time for fighting I'm clearing time for hitting We'll meet and I will beat you Our schedules permitting I pick out fighting outfit Don't want my pants too tight Need clothes to breathe to beat you You'll be beaten down tonight I'm so fucking tough I'm so fucking tough THAT'S RIGHT I'm so fucking tough I'm so fucking tough THAT'S RIGHT I'm so fucking tough I'm so fucking tough THAT'S RIGHT I'm so fucking tough I'm so fucking tough THAT'S RIGHT You're an ugly man You're as dumb as sand Your mom's fucking fat Your mom blew a rat You are a mistake You have sex with cake You think you're so tough You're a living bluff I will put you down I will make you brown I will make you bleed I am filled with speed I cannot feel pain I might be insane I am victory I write history Feel my fist On your face You hear this I feel great One two three four five six seven eight One two three four five six seven eight So strong, my face is You punch, break fingers Kick me, you're limping Stab me, you're bleeding I am be furious now You say the bad word at me You pull a string and trip me I fall down you run YOU RUN I'm making time for fighting I think it's time to beat you I think it's good decision That I destroy and teach you You put on very fast shoes And try to run away I'm very strong and last though You're going down today You're so fucking weak I'm so fucking strong THAT'S RIGHT You're so fucking weak I'm so fucking strong THAT'S RIGHT You're so fucking weak I'm so fucking strong THAT'S RIGHT You're so fucking weak I'm so fucking strong THAT'S RIGHT
I want to keep my money And give away absolutely nothing To the government who moderates my spending and obliterates depending on the time of the year brutality is near in the form of income tax I'd rather take a fucking axe to my face, blow up this place with you all in it, I'd do it in a minute if I could write off your murder I'd save all of my receipts because I'd rather you be dead than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant I'd rather you be dead I'd rather you be dead Prepare the laser beam I'm gonna use it tonight Engage the laser beam It's gonna end your life I'm gonna use it tonight If I could write off your murder I'd save all of my receipts Because I'd rather you be dead Than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant I'd rather you be dead now Be dead now Be dead now Be dead now Be dead now Be dead
Doodily ding-dong tick-tock [x5] Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! I'll.. teach you.. who.. rock... Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree, Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee, William Murderface Murderface Murderface, Pickles the Drummer, doodily doo ding dong doodily doo, Nathan Explosion!!!
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Time lies trapped inside Dark minds concubines Blood Ocean Crickets cry shriek the night Trapped ticks rule the mind Blood Ocean The land's coagulated And my mind's incarcerated But my helmet's ventilated With the souls of correlated Though my father's fascinated With the premises negated And the night will be berated With the souls of the deflated Bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed Bleed bleed Blood Ocean Bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed Bleed bleed Blood Ocean The land's coagulated And my mind's incarcerated But my helmet's ventilated With the souls correlated Though my father's fascinated With the premises negated And the night will be berated With the souls of the deflated You are gonna lose your mind Tonight in oceans of blood You are gonna drown and Die tonight in oceans In oceans In oceans Of Blood Cracked smile flees the fight Dark Riders spared the sight BLOOD OCEAN Tamed torch teels the tight Mamed morch squeals the smite BLOOD OCEAN Identity is slated And my pantry is deplated But my hand husk has been crated For my families all have fainted And they sink but are not sated And the screech of homeless hated And I know the nameless mated On the tip of frigid fated I know who you are I know who you are You are gonna lose your mind Tonight in oceans of blood You are gonna drown and Die tonight in oceans In oceans In oceans Of Blood Ocean Blood Ocean Blood Ocean Blood Ocean Blood
Here comes the soul-collecting train of murder coming It longs to take your putrid blackened soul away from you Your face will leave your rotting head in the early morning Your guts will leave your corpse your spine will break and crack in two It cannot be stopped the train is fueled by chopped bodies filled with sorrow there is no tomorrow Ticket is your life ended by the knife Called the Murder Train Eternity of Pain Oh yeah you know what I'm talking about There is no escape but death For life is just a Murder Train a-Comin' Now play those blues
I don't want to have to kill you They'll find out and I will feel blue Like to take all the skin off your face Like to smash all your brains with a vase With I could be a fly in your head Lay my eggs that will rise from the dead Ah [x8] Oh I don't wanna have to hide you It's so cold that I'll get the flue Na [x16] I don't want to [x4] Na [x16] I don't want to have to eat you I won't fit into my swim suit You've got so much flesh on top your bones You could cause a bloody big cyclone Grab a lance smash it straight through your ribs Splash the blood onto my baby's bibs Make a mess dripping crimson and bone Break your face with a stale ice cream cone I don't wanna have to [x4]
Tragedy goes away Hate filled rage Takes the stage But you're neutered in the night Blinded by the bine Irony and spine Sarcastic delight Live to die on stage Driven by the rage Hating your own face Comedic disgrace HATREDY HATREDY Stand before the jury Die in flames of fury Comedy is DETH HATREDY Step into the spotlight Laughter is a DETH-right Crash and burn in horror Make them squirm Want to leave After they buy their drinks I hate this audience Regardless of applaudience Like to take you away Burn in piles of hate I hate the talent here So dull and so full of fear I'll beat you all to the punch With an axe and a hack to the guts I'll take the microphone stand Run it through your neck Cut off both your hands Is this thing even fucking on? Are you fucking deaf Or just too scared to run Please take my wife Please take my wife Then I'll take your life Then I'll fuck your wife Just a fucking joke No it's kinda not There's a little truth In every single shot Fueled by hate Await your fate Your time has come To DIE on stage It's funny Because it's not It's funny Because it's not It's funny Because it's not It's funny Because it's not Because it's not Because it's not Fueled by hate Await your fate Your time has come To DIE on stage Fueled by hate Fueled by hate Your time has come To DIE on stage DIE DIE DIE
I track my history Bloody burned family tree Native blood runs in me Murderous tendencies Keep bloodlust away Keep violence at bay Can't deny genetics Animal DNA Disappear into the fog Gonna multiply the tainted blood Can't remember where you go at night You got the bloody teeth and the wolven sight Ancestor genocide We were killed to save lives Just one beast did survive Now I live to take life Keep yourself from me Can't help what I be I am man and beast Your flesh I will eat Fall right into homicide Become the beast that lives inside Sink your fangs into the skin Drink the blood so you may live Kill until you find the one That will carry tainted sons Deth brings life into the dark Infest the world and make your mark Tonight Go perpetuate Go procreate Insure homicide Keep bloodlines alive Our children will regress And hunger for the flesh They can't be controlled They hunger for your soul Tonight "Close your eyes and become the animals that you once were..." Bloodlines I'll take your life I'll give you life Bloodlines Life I'll take your life I'll give you life I'll take your life
You're here because You're one of us We are the strength We are the soldiers You've journeyed far You've battled hard And now you will receive the Permanent reward You've conquered pain You've conquered fear Stand proud and salute The bloodied flag here You pledged your death and Your last breath You are the gears You are the gears We fear not our mortality We'll serve to the best of our ability We give our lives to our masters We vow to smite our enemies You've mastered death You've mastered fear You are transformed You are stronger Now that you're here A branded gear Burned in your flesh We'll seal the deal You've conquered fire You've conquered ice You've tasted blood You've taken life You're here because You're one of us Become a gear Become a gear We fear not our mortality We'll serve to the best of our ability We give our lives to our masters We vow to smite our enemies We bless your skin We bless you with our mark Become a part of the clock Become a gear You've conquered pain We've conquered pain You've conquered fear We've conquered fear You fear not your mortality Become a gear (We are the gears) You've conquered pain We've conquered pain You've conquered fear We've conquered fear You fear not your mortality You are a gear (We are the gears) We bless your skin We bless you with our mark Become a part of the clock Become a gear (We fear not our mortality)
Putrid beast Mutant with a bloody fist Puking acid in the night You're diseased Medical experiments Took away your human life For a fee Just a student with no money Grabbed a flyer Paid the price Sharp injection Brain inspection Pulsing anger Mutant rancor Splattered blood Doctor laying on the floor Larynx bleeding in your hand Bloody teeth First of many you'll be killing Make your way into the street Finally The gasoline and dynamite Will light the sky For the night the night Sharp injection Brain inspection Pulsing anger Mutant rancor There's nothing to save You're my slave Burn the earth For minimum wage Burn Pour the gas Light the match burn Deth filled streets Killed with tusks Once held life Now lie husks Burn Burn it away get fucking paid Incinerate organic hate Dump all the waste poison this place Burn it away get fucking paid now Sharp injection Brain inspection Pulsing anger Mutant rancor There's nothing to save You're my slave Burn the earth For minimum wage
Fire Fly hard into the night Strapped to a rocket ignited Last meal sits in your body Gasoline turpentine gunpowder glycerin Last rites given to you Genuflecting with a torch Punishment outweighs the crime Explode into the desert sky Say your goodbyes That was your life You'll pay all your penance Laser cannon death sentence Die I'm a rocket A roman candle A fucking missile On my way to hell I'm a martyr A saint of sinners And you will fear me in my death There's no one that can make me Repent the things I've done Evil is my prime objective I explode and bestow your death I'm a rocket A fucking weapon Of mass destruction Destroy the planet My lawyer fucked me I won't get pardoned The devil waits with fear in his eyes Seethe blood blazing the sky Strapped to the mode of destruction Cell-mates explode in front Barbecued bone fragments bloodied face Blistered skin Last moments near you now As the countdown proceeds Punishment is your reward Laugh as they collect your life Say your goodbyes That was your life You'll pay all your penance Laser cannon death sentence
Tonight we ride on clouds of fire We're damned by gods our deaths conspired We fear no mortals in these worlds The gift we give you is your soul Fly with us tonight The sky Will wake Black fire Will break Fly on through the night We built an alliance Our numbers are strong We gather But we don't pray to gods What fools what lunatics They must think of us On this night we will journey Far beyond this world And you must know that we will never Come back home again But now we must fly Beasts in the night Tragic in the sky Battlefield in sight Storm gathers strong Cold blackened flame Tell us our future Stories of the slain Fire grows strong Freezing our skin Vision is clouded The rain will begin Dangerous creatures Those that opposed us Raped all their power Bartered with warlocks Cheated the demons For ancient spells The blackened fire Waits to consume us So now we'll say goodbye Because tonight we die So we say goodbye So we'll say goodbye We die Tonight we ride on clouds of fire We're damned by gods our deaths conspired We fear no mortals in these worlds The gift we give you is your soul
Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug I drove my truck into a moving van It was all filled up with jet fuel and I crashed right in and explosion Smash through the window and ripped off my hands Medical team drove up and found me Bleeding in pieces picked up off the street Drove me into a filthy hospital Horror experienced financially Woke up in pain in a gown in bed Internal hemorrhaging inside my head I really think that I should be dead I saw the bill and then I cry bled To keep me alive it is costing me National deficit times three There is no way to avoid this fee Please pull the plug and kill me It's costing too much Pull the plug plug Aneurysm Botulism Epilepsy Narcolepsy Pull the plug Nearsighted Breath lighted Cataracts Heart attacks Pull the plug Hepatitis Bronchitis Appendicitis Arthritis Pull the plug Encephalitis Adenitus Mastoiditus Capsulitus Pull the plug Pay you my life instead of life support Harvest my plasma because it's worth more Take all my blood and my organs Sell them to buyers over in third worlds Burn my cadaver for some energy Charge the patients in their misery Such a strong quarter for the industry Pharmaceutical fucking victory Can't pay the price Pull the plug Pay with my life Pull the plug Say my farewell Pull the plug See you in hell Fucking pull the plug
Punch it Accelerate Smoke screens Infiltrate Kill the lights Place the bait Wait for signals Detonate Go Move Go Now Conflagrate Seal the bridge Take the supports away Tear it down Leave no trace We'll move like ghosts this day Orders in Moving out Secret quarters Ocean bound Arctic ice Frozen home UFO Cyborg chrome Go Move Go Now Conflagrate Seal the bridge Take the supports away Tear it down Leave no trace We'll move like ghosts this day Sensors heat Infrared fleet Mechanized opponents There is no retreat Crush Seize Burn Kill Leave no one alive Let no one survive Mortification We annihilate Electro-degration We're gonna mutilate Leave no one alive Let no one survive Get moving now Alright Divide and collide Go Divide collide Cross us you're denied We'll provide your insides To your robotic eyes We'll blow up your way home Your big ships made of chrome Divide collide Looks like your battery died Conflagrate Seal the bridge Take the supports away Tear it down Leave no trace We'll move like ghosts this day Sensors heat Infrared fleet Mechanized opponents There is no retreat Crush Seize Burn Kill Leave no one alive Let no one survive Mortification We annihilate Electro-degration We're gonna mutilate Leave no one alive Let no one survive Mortification We annihilate Electro-degration We're gonna mutilate Leave no one alive Let no one survive
You investigate the murders At the gates of gods I tamper with the evidence At Odin's murder site I can swim through time I can't be killed I have no way to die You will hunt through life The physics of this world Can't stop my crime Draw your sword I'll meet you at the battle rock Space with see me through I can't be killed I have no way to die Spheres within this range Will be my path my energy ignites Parasite Ultra-violent porthole Fasten straps Helmet frigid wormhole Deth in you Deja vu Mammoth view Time will twist your soul You spin Your blood goes thin Your marrow burns Your veins begin to burst The speed it hurts and hurts And strains your brain As you spin forth through time You meet yourself for one brief moment In an eclipse and watch you die Your guts explode as your erode You broke the code the riddles solved You made the trip You have evolved You're the eclipse You are a god
The gods watch over you And they consider what you've done But now you've hidden away To gain your strength Deep in a cave Your power is regained And your legacy has spread To the deepest of the sea The one that brought them vengeance That fights for his belief He can swim through water He has poisoned teeth His tentacles have murdered His scream can kill the weak He's got Explosives Check Corrosives Check A master at the art of murder Mermaids weep the blackened tears So you swim to a sunken ship Invited by a soul who bleeds from the lips The prophet who beckons you wades in the dark Speaks and ancient language this language is of sharks He says you're the one that I decree The one that can save us and set us free You've gained the power of a deity You have the strength to wake us from this sleep And so you swim on Swim on And so swim on Swim on Keep swimming now And the prophet gives you this warning If this path is chosen you'll be met with strife For you'll be seen as the enemy of the sacred And the gods will curse you For the rest of your life And you say I get by just fine Check I've known much worse life Check I've conquered dark times Check They should fear my mind Check So now you know then go then Swim on through the cold then Harness your strength Because one day you may be called To meet the mighty gods Deep within the ocean And if you're not prepared Your soul will not be spared Your eyes have gone black You'll never look back You'll never stop swimming You'll always be tracked Your life is transformed Your power has grown Your minions stretch for leagues For a bloodied coral throne A crown of murdered foes Will sit upon your head Those that wish to challenge you Will wish that they were dead The beasts of the sea will collect and submit Prey for your forgiveness and live as you permit And you'll say: I am the water god You will bow to the water god You will live for the water god And you will die for the water god Live for the water god Die for the water god And the deities loom nearer They will find you...
Racing through time Souls prey lead blind Interstellar mutilation Comets speed forth And bring death for earth Time for your next destination Galactic death Hunts Flies Pushes Through time Space Dimensions It's seeking blood Flesh Souls As slaves To take into Hell In outer space Advance your place Pay to gain grace Your salvation through defrayal You will survive So you think your Bank receipts will tip the scale Galactic death Hunts Flies Pushes through Time Space Dimensions It's seeking blood Flesh Souls As slaves To take into Hell In outer space Your time is coming tonight You'll be killed at the speed of light Destiny you can't fight Crushed by comets Transmogrified Deth will bring you new life A slave forever on the planet of hell Eighty thousand years since the comet took flight Your destiny is pain forever The earthquakes The clouded sky breathes fire Lava sprays onto the seas The oceans boil The deserts freeze Masses flee into the streets Meteors fly with a magnetized heat Crush and take human deceivers Fry the souls of the non-believers Smashing killing devouring all No one is saved the chosen fall Run with the hordes trample the weak Crush the skulls of those that can't speak Sweating bleeding your eyes go wide The earth is ending it's about to collide The clouds part the world goes black The comet speeds forth for its final attack
Symmetry Carbon calcium blood Find your own disease Excellent breeding left you without one Try to be at ease They're staring daggers at you But you'll get your piece You'll take them down one by one Walk Symmetry Your infrastructure is planned Time to cut designs Every thread's in place this time Now you understand The competition is stiff Got the upper hand Ready to strut your stuff Walk I would kill to have your face I would kill to have your body I would kill to have your skull I would kill to have your skin Breathless you pose burning with spite Beauty is so crude contrite Venom you bleed bile within Knowing their fate architect sin Twist and maneuver you've practiced your part Starving and hacking you've created art Painfully limping now this is your life Take them all down and raise up your knife Breathless you pose burning with spite Beauty is so crude contrite Venom you bleed bile within Knowing their fate architect sin Now walk
We climb molten rock Sweating bleeding we can't stop Dream demons whisper spells To punish the dwellers in earthly hell Starved still we reach the top Close our eyes look toward the gods Summon fire from the earth Incite the flames we fear not death Magma heats We fear not death Darkened hills We fear not death Molten rock We fear not death Volcanic kills We fear not death Mantle crust ignites Bleeding heated birth Will we die tonight? Punished by the earth Highland fires Run for shelter Incantations Help no better Frozen human While they're fleeing Horrid sculpture Forever screaming Mantle crust ignites Bleeding heated birth Will we die tonight? Punished by the earth Come and take us We mock your anger We laugh at your power We fear not death We fear not death We challenge your fury We'll dive in to lava And burn like we're cinders We fear not death We fear not death
I ejaculate fire! A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid It kills when I breed, with my death seed CHECKMATE, the world dies when I procreate A bloody mess, bubbles with heat Fear the splattering acidic de-mattering IT BURNS! I'm fried to my loins. Testicular propane, TANKS EXPLODIIIIIIING! I perpetuate bile A build up congestion Epidermal retention My seaman is flames Flagellum is pain Fuck Fate Earth's crushed from atomic weight With a hardened thrust Deep in the core A seismic tunneling A rhythmic pummeling Incinerate The molten rock A rancid genetic Cannon Fire! Murdering, knew, nothing, OUTCAST! Choke on gas, kill my sperm! Fate wont lead fast enough Come coagulating blackness When can I re-decorate Save for me the glorious DETHTHREATS! Gasoline pumps through my heart Poison coursing somewhere Down in that place I feel the anger pulse again Its been building! Its been building! Explode! Found my mission! Death ambition! Exploitation! Explode! Short edition! New tradition! Extradition! Explode! Fucking fear is contagious! Go spread my flames so fellatious! Fucking fear is contagious! Explode!
The drones keep moving Push rocks up the mountain The ice will slow you You wither and fray Protect your lifeblood The power feeds you A slight sink in the structure And it all goes away Crush the industry No security Capital is worthless now Your life I inside trade Modernize Desensitize Re-colonize Downsize Watch it fall Before your eyes The numbers drop Your money dies Emptiness Where there once was There's nothing Borrowing From Government There's nothing Commodities The Dying Swine The foul Chemical waste Harvesting The rotting mouths The molten gold is Poisoned trash Crush the industry No security Capital is worthless now Your life I inside trade
Walking bleeding lurching seething Dying from the dawn of time Fester weakling cursed like a demon To walk this earth alive Chaste and cast out waiting to blast Out a life lived patronized Liberation blackened evasion Scythe and medea punishment is near Pistillate artifice Ophidian sacrifice Widow maker Vindicator Bring us the heads of the demon daughters The vessels of sickness A planets disease The sirens they sing to us A horrid fable The snakes of Medusa Will strange your soul I see you I curse you to be my heart I hate you I am you doomed to this Earth Drowned in Andromeda's piss the Serpent slain dies forever Bleed on the floor like a bitch the Bloody rift leaks deth How can you still be alive? How can you still be alive? Pistillate artifice Ophidian sacrifice Widow maker Vindicator Uterine magistrate Sinister aggregate Contrive conclusion Deth diffusion Sycthe and Medea punishment is near Hades beheaded nothing regretted Drowned in Andromeda's piss the Serpent slain dies forever Bleed on the floor like a bitch the Bloody rift leaks deth How can you still be alive? How can you still be alive?
Darkness (darkness) The end of days Planets (planets) Kinetic haze Arrive (arrive) The last dimension Reject (reject) the apprehension No matter We don't look back The storm Electric black This war Is formed in vengeance The story (the story) Has been predicted We are the dark and the light We have the power of time We are the serpents intertwined The galaxy will unite Perfect liars Promising us Can't stop the beast Got no other choice Unforgiving soulless nature Not gonna tame us gonna beat him Not gonna stop reaping The price is deth We make the pact we took our first breath fearless this is our quest that leads me on man the star-gates! Star-gates!!! GO!!! We are the dark and the light We have the power of time We are the serpents intertwined The galaxy will unite This is the beginning This is the beginning This is the beginning This is the beginning This is the beginning This is the beginning This is the beginning Its all starting NOW! This is the beginning This is the beginning This is the beginning This is the beginning This is the beginning This is the beginning This is the beginning Its all starting NOW!!!! Its all starting now!!! Its all starting now!!! Its all starting now!!! Its all starting now!
Archaic disgustion Gourmalic repulsion Tremendous reaction Abhorrent transaction Starve Furry Wince Bile! Breathe Rotten! Bitch Recoil Repugnant Sensation So tense your Coloration Your tactics Don't stand firm My psyche no fear Starve You want to see me grovel Starve Lets see you bleed We'd rather starve! We take no responsibility We conquered We are evil Archaic Disgustion Gourmalic Repulsion Tremendous Reaction Abhorrent Transaction We take no responsibility We take no responsibility We take no responsibility Starve You want to see me grovel Starve Lets see you bleed We'd rather starve You want to see me grovel Starve Lets see you bleed We'd rather starve We take no responsibility We conquered We are evil Archaic Disgustion Gourmalic Repulsion Tremendous Reaction Abhorrent Transaction We take no responsibility!!!
Nightmare leave us Banished from earth Tortured monster The beast is no longer amongst us The beast is on his way to hell Bastard villain Mercenary Soldier of pain Banish abomination We slaughter the whores We use their poisoned blood to enchant him Demon Serpent Leviathan Take him Blackened Exorcist Vortex Be gone We cast you down We take your soul We eat your flesh We are our DETH Banish abomination Incantations will be sung Give the gift of flesh For your exit Demonic wizard Your price is pain Take away this beast In the moonlight Fuck you
Mourning matron The harpy's breast The scowling raven You'll die unblessed Its patronizing You are obsessed The demon rising The ghost possessed Go hide It's all you ever do resign The sickness is yours, too Shameful murder so pestilent the crouching coward malevolent so disappointing your legacy The feeble leper the entity go hide Its all you ever do resign The sickness is yours, too pass your shame on through the years pay the toll in bloody tears it'll find you it's gonna find you keep the poisoned hate-filled fear spread the pain, it's so severe Its gonna take you It's gonna take Its gonna take you Gonna Take you!!! Comply Anothers come to preach defy but pay your final fees pass your shame on through the years pay the toll in bloody tears it's gonna find you it's gonna find you keep the poisoned hate-filled fear spread the pain, it's so severe Its gonna take you It's gonna take you Suffocate Make yourself a good check The banks gonna blow So you can't fucking take it This is a war! This is a war! This is a war! This is a war! Its gonna take you!!! Its gonna take you!!!
I'm having my cabinet Schedule a debate The world will be our witness Judged in eyes of hate I challenge the gods To stand their ground Taste my word sword In your filthy mouth Impeach God Now If we unite We'll take them down We'll use our strength We'll use our skill We will revolt And we will kill I've gathered my congregates Here to kill your cause The worst of you is venomous We'll die to crush your laws I've raised the capital To take you down Final word is your negation Legacy renown Impeach God Now If we unite We'll take them down We'll use our strength We'll use our skill We will revolt And we will kill Impeach God! We'll cause a storm We will unite We'll crush the houses Tonight The times come for a dark mutation A closed whispered Conversation A planet's worth of blinded trusters Born of blackened cosmic clusters We can't support your industry Aborted evil ministry Don't you know there's blood on your hands It's time we take our final stand Deport the hatred Revoke the patrons A black gestation The dead donation Refuse creation Deny divination A soul castration For the dying nation We will stand up and fight Anarchy's ruling tonight Forcing the book to the flame The paper so earthly defamed Verdict will rule in our strength Your prince we will now desecrate The polls are showing your downfall We're taking it back We're taking it back We are the GODS We are the GODS
You're dying Every single moment passing Decaying Spend your life ignoring it Suffocation Slowly choking takes a lifetime Replication Before your rotting innards quit Years passing and you're left behind Better find a faceless soul to blind Punish them all for your lot in life Set the trap and sharpen the knife It's biological warfare Oh no Locked in targeted Tricked me into your submission Flipped the tables turned it over Changed it into my remission Used my brain against itself Eat itself away Biological ticking time bomb Birth my own disgrace I'd rather die Be the last of my kind I gotta pull out I'm saving my life You built a bomb Made of flesh and piss Don't get what you want There's blood on your list It's biological warfare You've awakened the psycho It's the DETH of your mind It's biological warfare You're collecting your losings The mistake of your life It's biological warfare And you're stuck with the devil's child It's biological warfare Draw the curtains and kiss your ass Goodbye Like an insect You're entangled You're the one that wanted this DETHLY cycle You live like a ghost now Your voiced silenced Haunting your domain Leave this nightmare now Sword sheathed it's The time for action No witness yet the raven sees you Keep moving of goliath meets you The evil burns and your ending greets you The behemoth Demon savage Shadows growing Wolven magic Rabid gorgon Fled the cage The unholy Now enraged She's gonna hunt you down That's right Keep going now She almost gotcha Now run
Hard charged and convinced it's contagious Put away in a box like a beast Sweat salt watch my back Like a crime boss My life's blood siphoned out of me Take my power and trade it away Now I live in Kryptonite Do what I must to have it again And I'll explode the planet tonight I'm on the inside separated by concrete The wretched filth being Slashed and shivved Meet a man who can find a way out I'll promise everything So that I can live Deep in a coffin they will carry me Next to a corpse to be buried alive Await my savior in a waking nightmare The shovel scraping is my blackened new life I am deception I'm the curse haunting you And you're tracking me down And the hounds are on the loose I am a shadow Evading all your moves Now you're hunting the demon DETH to his pursuit I must dig myself out of this coffin I must dig myself out of this earth I will bathe my body in a pool of blood I will drink the liquid and I will be Reborn Reborn Reborn I am deception I'm the curse haunting you And you're tracking me down And the hounds are on the loose I am a shadow Evading all your moves Now you're hunting the demon DETH to his pursuit The giant has awaken You drink my blood and drown Wrath and raving I will not stop You'll never take me down You'll never take me down You'll never take me down I'm alive
I was born from liquid hatred An exoskeleton of steel My nerves are cauterized I feel no pain I am your nightmare and It's far too real I am the hammer I'll bring it down So vile I am the jury I blast I am the hangman I strike The despicable I am the presence That you will not enchant Your final sight if you cross my path I am the demon lord so lower your glance A razor front and a blade in back I am the hammer Hammer Beat it down Crush the granite I'm the beast I'm the planet I consume Virgin blood I'm the thunder I'm the flood I am the Kaiser I bring forth the raze Unqualified mutants Kindling the blaze Apocalypse fury Seared with spiteful flame I'm a killing device And you'll die if you think my name I'm the hammer I am the hammer I'll bring it down So vile I am the jury I blast I am the hangman I strike The despicable You'll taste my power I'm the darkest creation Respect the wicked For my final destination I will burn the castle down Play the violin in your blood As you scream and drown I'll breathe fire through your lungs All will die and know I am the one I am the Kaiser I bring forth the raze Unqualified mutants Kindling the blaze Apocalypse fury Seared with spiteful flame I'm a killing device And you'll die if you think my name I'm the hammer
Blind men escape from the sky Condemned the Klok counts down The ghost that's still alive Infests your mind with fog Venom spearing Spells adhering Sweating fearing Madness takes you down Down Man dies he was stricken With a scepter In his hands clutching ancient script Foretold of world's destruction Blackened acid leaking from his lips Night raven casts alarming shadows Dwellers hide fearing ending times A sharpened trident blessed by elder Wizards Not enough to quell the DETH Tonight Black cloud Countdown Oceans blood Beasts drown Lights dim Moon dies Earth's heart Leaks life They bow Spare us of our sins Spare us of our sins Spare us of our sins Too late now The end it must begin The story it has been Alive within your skin Bargain Sacrifice our tribe One will give their life The youngest virgin soul Deny The frenzied panicking Slaying our own king Anarchistically Chaos The screaming coward filth The family blood is spilled Too scared to know the guilt Farewell The ending must arrive The locusts come to thrive No one will survive Fire streams sear through the night The demons bastard's rabid The outstretched wings will dive Entrap the weakened souls Climbing through the sky The warriors are charging The last sight known to man While the planet burns Venom spearing Spells adhering Sweating fearing Madness takes you down Rejoin It's darker This time Conclude it all Rejoin It's darker This time Conclude it all
[The Birth] [Instrumental] [Fata Sidus Oritur] [Chanting] Fata Sidus Oritur Fata Sidus Oritur Fata Sidus Oritur Fata Sidus Oritur Dethklok has disbanded One of them was taken We look to the skies to watch a new star awaken... [Ishnifus:] Oh, the Doomstar has brought all the dethly light And the star will turn to blood on this prophet's night And the Prophecy has warned us that one of us must die... Before this is all over... one of us must die! [Chanting] DoomSTAR! DoomSTAR! [One of Us Must Die] [Ofdensen:] There was a time when the five of them were just a band, but that was yesterday! So, innocent of this church and all these prophecies, but then they took him away! The times have changed The air's begun to taste of metal The whales they chant A constant warning They keep singing And repeating One of Us Must Die! One of Us Must DIE! (Klokkateers) Bow before the Doomstar, Klok keeps ticking further! [Ofdensen:] Life on Earth will be eclipsed The looming Metalocalypse! One of you must die! One of you must die! [Priest:] Dethklok, they must be rejoined Evil, it must be destroyed No more apathetic stories They can't learn to be heroic Light and soul, that will be our salvation...
[Magnus] Welcome to your resting place! Please enjoy your stay! I'll be your ambassador Of sorrow and decay! It takes patience; we are alike! You have the strength, but the cunning's all mine! I am the brains, you are the power! The legacy of Dethklok will be devoured! [Assassin] I WILL TAKE THEM! I WILL BREAK THEM! I WILL CLAW AT THEIR FLESH AND FORSAKE THEM! SEEK REVENGEANCE FOR MY BROTHER! I WON'T STOP UNTIL I'M SATISFIED! [Magnus] I'm not a terrible person! I'm just a man filled with pain! Cast out by the Klok to live in obscurity! I will pay them back the same way! I'm no murderer, I'm just a man! I'm the judge and jury, and your case is in my hands! You should be on my side, so should she! [Both] When Dethklok is imprisoned, the world will thank me! [Magnus] Whoa! You are my bait! They will come for you! They'll be trapped! Whoa! I've been so patient! My reward is owed! Whoa! My apologies! You're just like me A victim of the band! Whoa! I see it all to clearly! They will live just like me In obscurity! [Toki] Whoa! You're scarin's me! Whoa! Whoa! You're scarin's me! Please don't hurts us We ain't dones nothing wrong, my friend! Whoa! Whoa! You're scarin's me!
[Nathan] I feel this feeling and I think I'm unhappy Since whats-his-face and whats-her-name have been missing The mood around here's been crappy But as bad as it gets, our duty is knowing That we have a job to keep this party GOING! [Nathan, Pickles, Skwisgaar and Murderface] Snortin' coke! Sniffin' glue! Smokin' pots! It's what we do! Drinkin' beer! Drinkin' wine! And champagnes! So divine! Partying around the world! Partying around the world! Partying around the world! [Skwisgaar] Crystals meth! My name is Skwisgaar, let's go to a Swiss bar Drink some brewskies, hang out with some floozies Then we'll gets slurpees, maybe gets herpes Keeps the partys goings! Keeps the partys goings! [Pickles] Oh, no, no, we don't miss people Oh, we can hardly tell that they're gone! [Murderface] If you think bad thoughts, push 'em away! [Skwisgaar] With certains peoples missing and the rumors goings round, Our records sell better every days! And the-- [Nathan] Abigail, I knew when I met you You would have that look in your eye You're sucking on an apple pie in the sky Uh, you're also gonna suck my dick Oh yeah, well-- [Pickles] Keep the party going! [Pickles and Nathan] Keep the party going! Keep the party going! Keep the party going! Keep the party going! Keep the party going! Keep the party going! Keep the party going! [Pickles] My turn! My name is Pickles, I like Don Rickles Hanging out with Kony, playing with a pony Shooting wolves with Palin, never ever failin' Snorting coke off tits, I'm the one that plays the hits [Murderface] Oh my God! [Crowd] Where's Toki? Where's Toki? Where's Toki? [Band] NO COMMENT! [Nathan] My name is Nathan, the doobies are a-blazin' Pissing in an old cave, jacking off on Bozo's grave Crapping in a lunch bag, give it to an old hag Keep the party going, ya know what I mean? [Band] Partying around the world! Partying around the world! Partying around the world! Partying around! Partying around the world! Partying around the world! Partying around the world! Partying around! Oh, no, no, we don't miss people! Oh, we hardly notice that they're gone! [Crowd] Where's Toki?
[Klokateers] We're searching We're trying [Ofdensen] So much time has passed since Toki was taken They've left no trace of him, of this I'm not mistaken This man, his abductor with the silver face A freakish, deadly demon; a bastard, a disgrace Born and left alone, never knew his mother Who was killed during birth, but left him a brother Together, they were trained to kill those who crossed his path His brother died in Mordhaus and now he blames the band, so [Klokateers] We have our best men on it What else are we supposed to do? We're trained to ex-filtrate him They are so good, what can we do? We have our best men on it What else are we supposed to do? We're trained to ex-filtrate him We know we must save his life [Ofdensen] We must track him We must find him We must rescue him We are running out of time [x2] Toki; if we don't hurry up, he just might die! [Klokateer] Word from the field, information for thee That we've hired the best man to find the abductee He is the best tracker that is known around And has exceptional equipment, both sight and sound [Klokateers] He was raised by wolves, he can kill with his teeth He can blend into shadows, he can hide in a tree If he cannot find Toki, then nobody can [Klokateer] I'm telling you sire, this is our man! [Ofdensen] That's good. Where is he? [Klokateer] He's dead [Ofdensen] Oh. Throw him in the garbage [Ishnifus] Don't throw him away, there's more we can do The dead can sometimes talk and offer us a clue [Klokateer] Sire, there's a drive hid within this dead man's torso We can play this video on the main computer console [Magnus] I see what you're doing, and you're trying to kill me! But I won't let that happen, 'cause I still got Toki! If you send another man, we will kill her and he! I'll be waiting here for Dethklok in the depths of humanity! [Klokateers] We have our best men on it What else are we supposed to do? We're trained to ex-filtrate him They are so good, what can we do? We have our best men on it What else are we supposed to do? We're trained to ex-filtrate him We know we must save his life [Ofdensen] Toki; If we don't hurry up, he just might die! We must call of the search They have the upper hand I've failed at my work And I've failed this band [Ishnifus] You mustn't worry, my friend For you see, there's an answer I know what we have to do [Ofdensen] Alright, let's hear it [Ishnifus] Gentlemen, I must speak to you On behalf of the Church of the Black Klok My words will never be as weighty As they are right now, this is a challenge for you [Nathan] I already don't like the sound of this [Ishnifus] Many years from now, you'll know this Moment was the one that proved your spirit You must go in alone and save your brother [Nathan] You mean coworker [Ishnifus] I mean brother [Skwisgaar] You means rhythms-guitarist [Ishnifus] I mean brother [Pickles] Not brother, band-mate [Ishnifus] I mean brother [Murderface] Guy, stop syaing 'brother'. You're grossing us out, thank you [Ishnifus] You must be heroes I await your decision
[Nathan] What is a hero? Who am I? I'm a simple multi-platinum rockstar Living a simple multi-platinum life I don't know 'bout that crazy world Just driving this A-list mile I'm just a filthy rich economic power And all that I need, I buy Oh, how can I be a hero When I'm just a krillionare? There ain't no groupie blowjob That can help me to prepare How can I be a hero When I'm just a man that is larger than life? I'm just a tiny little minuscule superstar trying to get by [Pickles] Maybe if we threw this life away We could learn to live a different way [Murderface] Oh, I'll go back to school and get myself a degree In something fucking useless like psychology [Skwisgaar] I could gets myself a wifes and leads a different lifes And hides out in the bathroom and jack offs every nights [Pickles] Start driving a hybrid, brag that I'm saving the planet [Skwisgaar] Quotes SNL's at works all days and acts like it's adlibs [Nathan] But if that's the life of a regular jackoff I'll probably just kill myself Yeah! How can I be a hero When my dick is big as a shoe? There ain't no all-access passes That will help me to break through So many items on my backstage rider But there ain't no bravery I'm just the 7th top financial power, but I'm little ol' me [Pickles] How can I be a hero When I get everything for free? [Skwisgaar] I've screweds more girls than Wilt Chamberlains I can proves it with my STD's [Band] How can I be a hero When we're the world's largest metal band? [Nathan] I'll never be a hero 'Cause I'm better than everyone, but I'm just a man I'm afraid the answer is no
[DETHKLOK MINUTE HOST] Though Dethklok hasn’t performed in a very long while. A big show is coming up which will be just in time because people around the world have been very concerned about the lack of Toki Wartooth in the press world. He hasn’t been seen in public, where could he be? The band released a statement: [CFO] He’s fine don’t worry about Toki. [DETHKLOK MINUTE HOST] Well he’s okay and we’ll see when they play. That’s the Dethklok minute. Have a great day. [FANS] He’s been out of the public eye. We’re worried we’ll be denied. One fifth of our favorite band. We’re the power. We’re the fans. We want answers. Where’s Toki? Where’s Toki? We want answers. Where is the man? [FANS (CONT’D)] We’re going online we’re gonna get to the bottom of this. Going online gunna get to the bottom of this. [FAT FAN] I heard a rumor from my roommate Matt that he can’t play guitar because he got too fat. [WEIRD FACE FAN] I heard Toki’s at a rehab place because he did so many drugs that he melted his face. [FAN THAT LOOKS LIKE A LIZARD] I heard he’s getting plastic surgery done. They’re putting in horns and cleaving his tongue. [BALD FAN] I heard he’s gone cause his hair went away. They’re putting in transplants now he’s totally gay. [FANS 1] You’re gay! [FANS 2] You’re gay! [FANS 1] You’re gay! [FANS 2] You’re gay! [MAGNUS] You are all wrong you don’t know the whole story. Toki’s been kidnapped with the girl by some men. Oh Dethklok could save them but they can’t be bothered. These cowards may never see their Toki again! Dethklok doesn’t care about their best friends. They could be responsible for their death! [NATHAN] It’s good to be here tonight! Lemme hear ya! [CROWD] [screams] [NATHAN] And on rhythm guitar Mr Toki Wartooth!! [Hologram of Toki is glitching and fans see there is no Toki] [CROWD] Boooo!!! [FANS] We want Toki back! [8x] [NATHAN] Oh my god they’re leaving the show. [PICKLES] We don’t want our fans to go! [NATHAN] I think I know what I must do... People of the world I want you to know. Toki! We’re coming to save you!
[ABIGAIL] Don’t be scared my little friend. I am here with you. Things have gotten so bad. But I am here with you. We’ll most likely die. They’ll pull off our skin. They’ll poke out our eyes. They’ll play in our blood. Be cannibalized. They’ll bath us in acid. They’ll chew through our brains. They’ll chop up our guts and cut up our veins. But close your eyes. Drift away. Dream into your happy place. Remember the finest moments in your life. It’s your power and your strength. Your happy place. Go there now. Now. Go. Go there now.
[PICKLES] Magnus has been kicked out of the band. I think the four of us understand that we gotta make a record. Gotta make it great. It’s our very first one. It must annihilate. Since we fired the man we are short one artist. We need to fill the void. We need a guitarist. But he’s gotta fit right. Gotta be the right vibe. He’s gotta fucking rock because we are Dethklok. [SKWISGAAR] I disagrees for you sees we don’t needs nobody else. Dis shoulds be a ones guitar bands. Yes indeeds. Ain’ts nobodys goods as me. Can match my speed. And conquers me. [PICKLES] Look at all these hopeful auditioners. Oh they came from so far away. But if you show them you are the best then YES you may have your way. If you hack all them into pieces with your mighty shredding axe. then we will forever from this moment on be a four piece and you will be the only guitarist of DETHKLOK. [SKWISGAAR] Alright. [Skwisgaar begins playing. The auditioning guitarist don’t even get a chance to play. They shoot through the roof, blow up, get sucked out of the window. Their guitars explode.] [SKWISGAAR] Shred its now. Your goings down. Takes ones more. This ams a war! Shred its now. Your goings down. Goings down. Yeah! I ams a wizard I am a sorcerer and I’ve proven to dis world that we don’t need nobody. We ams a one guitar band. Yes indeed. [DETHKLOK] You have been bested by the master. Bow before your glowing guitar god. [NATHAN] Someone keeps on knocking. Someone’s at the door. Let them in right now. Appears to be one more. [TOKI] Hellos. I’m sorrys. I got lost alongs the way. My name is Toki. I am just a boy here form Norway. I’m so sad. I missed mys auditions appointsments today. But I think that you shoulds gives me a chance anyhow because I have this feeling. Something tells me this was meant to be. Do you feel this electricity? Gives me this chance. [SKWISGAAR] Alrights. You seem so nice. It’s a shames you must go downs this way.
[Pickles] Oh, you did so well... [Nathan] But you blew the last part... [Pickles] Oh, you were so very close... [Nathan] But it all fell apart... [William] It is time for you to go... [Skwisgaar] But befores you leaves, you must understand... That nobody's ever made me plays this wells... Therefores... I want you in this band!
[TOKI] I can’ts believes is this really happenings to me? Just yesterdays I was a kids on the streets. My familys, they didn’ts cares about me. Now I’ve got my owns and I can dos anything. [TOKI (Dethklok in background)] Yours my brothers now. Lives togethers now. I has found a home. Nevers be alone. [DETHKLOK IN BACKGROUND] We just put our album out. We just went to number one. We just found our fanbase now. We are making money now. Use it to buy everything. Dethklok getting powerful. We are known across this world. [TOKI] I believe this is my dream come true. And I never thought I’d have a family but that family it is you. Now I can see happiness is for me it true. [PICKLES] This is such a strange new crazy life. [SKWISGAAR] Everythings am better now that he ams in de band dis times. [TOKI] Ive nevers been sos happys in my life. My brother gives me the power to survives. I believe this is my dream come true. And I never thought I’d have a family but that family it is you. Now I can see happiness is for me it true. I believe. [x10]
[Orlaag] It appears as though Dethklok is going to rescue their "bandmate"... And if they fail, we could lose everything... [Crozier] I could save them, or I could kill them, but I will do your bidding, my masters... [Orlaag] So much better now that he is under your control. [Selatcia] Yes... but you should know that we have a traitor amongst Dethklok, and when the time is right, they will be put into action... but for now, we must watch them.
[CFO] We are running out of time. You’ve trained and you’ve been primed. But before we send you out into the night. Accept these gifts, these munitions. They will aide your dark missions. Use them with your power and your might. [JOMFRU] Laser shooting lyric pen. Poison dart drum stick. Razor wire guitar strings. Bass pick throwing star. Hot Topic gift card... that combined with a polymer will explode. [ISHNIFUS] As the prophecy foretold the DOOMSTAR has been born. And you all will be endowed with a power known to none. The Deth lights are within you all waiting to be woken. And when the five are united the evil will be broken. I know that you doubt yourself but you don’t have to worry because we believe in you. Oh they already see you as a leader and you can carry them into glory but it’s all up to you you you. You may not know you have the power but it’s very clear to me. The closer you are to your brother the stronger you will be [PICKLES] Stop using that word ‘brother’ it’s weird to me. [DETHKLOK] [ad-libbed agreement] [JOMFRU] How dare you? You should be ashamed of yourselves. This is blasphemous what you say. He is your family and he is your heart. [MURDERFACE] But when you say that it feels so very gay. [JOMFRU] You must understand that if I had my brother alive, the strength I would have. But you don’t you’re all selfish bastards and you make me sick to my stomach- Because I do it all for my brother. Yes my heart still burns for you. Oh I’d wheel into battle if it meant one more moment with you but it’s too late you know that it’s true. [JOMFRU AND BROTHER] I’ll live for you and I’ll die for you. And I’ll love for you and I’ll cry for you. [ALL] Do it all for my brother do it all. [6x] [NATHAN] Enough of this. We’ve had as much as we can take of this brother stuff. We will go forth and rescue our BANDMATE as discussed.
Before you go, I need your attention... Many years ago, when I took this contract I swore a sacred oath, to protect this new act Never to deceive them, or put them in harm's way Lead them into danger, or lead them astray The circumstances changed, now I'm in the middle Of the darkest times, this prophetic riddle I cannot stand by, and refuse protection Consider this my resignation from this whole profession! I was a good man for this job, but it's time for me to go... I cannot lead you further, oh, in my heart this truth I know... I bid you all farewell, consider this a vacancy... I wish you best of luck now, you will have been the greatest work I've ever done in my entire... life! Good day to you... Good day...
[PICKLES] Offdensen’s gone and we’re on our own. [SKWISGAAR] Nice way to starts our journey with no protections. [NATHAN] Gotta find where Toki’s at. [ISHNIFUS] I’m telling you all the answer’s in your past. Does this sound to you like it’s a clue? Magnus talking about the depths of humanity. Does this sound to you like it’s a clue? Magnus talking about the depths of humanity. [DETHKLOK] Oh no we don’t know whoa oh. Oh no we don’t know whoa oh. [PICKLES] Wait a minute. Magnus said they'd be waiting in the depths of humanity. Now this may be a moment of total insanity But you say the answer is in our past and the time I heard those words last was Toki's first gig a crappy warm up venue a death metal bar with a garbage can menu I believe, and pardon my profanity That a clue is inside a motherfuckin' bar called the- [DETHKLOK] DEPTHS OF HUMANITY. [PICKLES] The depths of humanity.
[ISHNIFUS] Please heed my warning before you enter here. This is a den of resentment and jealousy inside is all that you fear. Stay close and keep your eyes open. The ghosts of your past you will meet. The failures of life they congregate here. If they bring you down you will be beat. Beware. [MURDERFACE] Uh fuck you. [PICKLES] Oh my god, our old manager. [NATHAN] Oh my god, those old groupies. [SKWISGAAR] Ohs my Gods, my old guitars teachers [MURDERFACE] A douchebag nightmare! [OLD MANAGER] You were supposed to help me cause I helped you. Where is my reward? [PICKLES] Sorry! [OLDS GUITARS TEACHER] I taught you all the scales and vibrato. You toss me overboard. [SKWISGAAR] Ohhhh [OLD GROUPIE] I slept with you all and fed you like kings and you treat me like a whore. [OLD MANAGER] Look at you now. You’re all such big shots. I hope you brought your cash. [OLD GUITAR TEACHER] Cause you owe us all for your success and we’re gonna take it back. [SKWISGAAR (Dethklok in background)] We needs to find where’s Toki’s hidden. Let’s finds a clue and thens we’ll leave this land forbidden. [DETHKLOK IN BACKGROUND] This is bumming me out this is bumming me out this is bumming me out this is bumming me out. [STRANGE MAN] Mr Murderface, you’re the only one we welcome here. You’re not like the rest of them. You’re better than the best of them and I’m your biggest fan I hope that’s clear. [MURDERFACE] Ow. [STRANGE MAN] Sorry. Planet Piss is my favorite band. I consider you a king of this land. I hope you let me take your hand and offer you a beer because I think you know that deep down you belong with us down here. [MURDERFACE] So nice to be appreciated. [SKWISGAAR (Bar people in background)] We needs to finds a clue. I’ll look if you do too. There’s something on the wall. I think I know where he is. [BAR PEOPLE (background)] You should be ashamed of yourselves you should be ashamed [8x] [SKWISGAAR (CONT’D)] Just grabs him now. [Nathan grabs Murderface kicking and screaming] [DETHKLOK] Let’s get out! [NATHAN] That’s the worst thing I’ve ever known. [PICKLES] Angry broke people who think that they’re owed. [SKWISGAAR] Hold ons everybodys I’ve got something you should know. I found this flyers on the walls inside. I believes I knows where Toki ams imprisoned. Our old practice space about a miles away where Toki had his first auditions.
[PICKLES] Oh, what’s that sound? [NATHAN] It’s the sound of angry musicians congregating. We’ll have to fight out way through. [PICKLES] Looks like we’re not out yet. These musicians ain’t our friends. Obscure and broke they hate us for never helping them out. [NATHAN] They’re holding us back. We’re under attack. I can fight one or two. But not all of these dudes. We need a plan. There’s too many of ‘em. I can’t take em all. We gotta think like one of em. [PICKLES] Looks like they got us beat. Looks like we’ll meet defeat. What if we gave them no reason to hate us anymore. [NATHAN] Gimme the pen I’m gonna write a check so they can buy some groceries and pay the rent. [SKWISGAAR] Takes my strings you could probably use ems. [PICKLES] Take my sticks and play the drums [MURDERFACE] Take my pick and play the bass. [NATHAN] We’re gonna help you rock this place! [DETHKLOK] The only way to- get on through you is given it back. Giving to you. We won’t beat you. But we can help you. It took some time to realize that we are just like you. [PICKLES] I can’t believe how good it feels to be giving to you, you’re giving back to me. [2x] [NATHAN] Oh no, we might’ve beat em, but these junkies, they need us to feed them. We need some drugs. [PICKLES] I don’t have none. [SKWISGAAR] Whats we gonna do? [MURDERFACE] Oh shit we’re fucked! [DR ROCKZO] Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku cocaine! [DR ROCKZO] Ku ku I’ll fend em off. Ku ku you save yourselves. [DETHKLOK] The only way to get on through you is given it back. Giving to you. We won’t beat you. But we can help you. It took some time to realize that we are just like you. [PICKLES] It feels so good. It feels so good. Yeah. Oh no no no no. It feeeeels so good. So good I’m giving to you.
[NATHAN:] Abigail and Toki They might behind these walls [ISHNIFUS:] It must be you that rescues them But I can help you through this door [SKWISGAAR:] At times like this I wonders Should we bes A one-guitar band [MURDERFACE:] I still think you're crazy fools A setup is at hand [PICKLES:] And I think we're in for the fight of our lives [NATHAN:] Is it all worth it? One of us could die [ASSASSIN:] Hold them all together While I make my way This will be an orgy of death Throats will meet my blade [PICKLES:] Oh, I think this setup is a trap Yes I'm telling you There's no way to escape They got us surrounded We're unarmed and naked No one's on their way To come and save the day No one's on their way No one's on their way No one's on their way To come and save the day [ISHNIFUS:] Run I order you I'll create a distraction So you can break through Don't look back Whatever you do [ASSASSIN:] You let them get away [ISHNIFUS:] I do not fear you [ASSASSIN:] Then you are a fool And you will die Ah! [MAGNUS:] What have you done? You've murdered him This wasn't part of My plan [ASSASSIN:] This was never Your plan
[NATHAN AND PICKLES] My god. They killed him. [SKISGAAR AND PICKLES] What should we do? What should we do? [MURDERFACE] This is our chance. We should make a run for it now. Because if that were me inside, none of you would come to save me anyhow. [NATHAN] You’re out of your mind. Because if that were you inside, I’d use every breath and risk my life for you. [DETHKLOK] Let’s do what we came here to do.
[ASSASSIN] [growls] You took my brother from me. [NATHAN] Well we’d rather burn in Hell then let you take ours. [MAGNUS] My god... what is this!!??? One of them has died it’s all my fault. I can’t believe what I’ve seen. These men have the power of Gods. I tried to bring them down. I am not the hero. I’m the villain. And I too must go down. Arhhhhhhh!!!!! [NATHAN] Men and women of the Earth I give to you the grand rebirth of our brother on guitar. The blazing star. It burns so bright. The darkened power. The DETHLY LIGHT. Bring it on now. This is our time. We’re the new regime together we’ll fight.
[NATHAN:] the glowing clouds the diamond’s birth the spiral cluster descends to earth the nebulas conspire to bring the signifier and the deth of a king I’m a man with a tortured sight I fear this dream will end tonight the water beasts continue singing we try to wake but we’re not dreaming I’m gonna find you I’m running out of time I gotta play this part this is my lot in life with this power I am endowed the end is coming so bring it on now [PICKLES:] Oh the keeper wields his scythe Oh you gotta kiss this life goodbye there is another place beyond we’ll meet in time and i will greet you all in the next life yeah [NATHAN:] the blazing star it burns so bright the darkened power the dethly light bring it on now this is our time we’re the new regime together we’ll fight Bring it on now! the blazing star it burns so bright the darkened power the dethly light bring it on now this is our time we’re the new regime together we’ll fight Bring it on now!